This weekend I gots my birthday present a month early from Sam...but only because Sam had an ulterior motive in mind n' shit...tha dude's stomach n' shit. LOL! I'll explain, know what I'm sayin'? Last time we went grocery shopping, we picked up da fixings fo' a cake Sam's been telling me 'bout n' shit. Only one teeny, tiny problem...no mixer n' shit. My hand mixer quit some time ago 'n I had been using Kari's, until brizzle remembered where that shiznit wuz (ah, payback fo' izzall those years brizzle borrowed something of mine :D ), know what I'm sayin'?
For as long as I can remember, I've wanted a nice stand mixer, know what I'm sayin'? ..we're talking years, many years. But I already had a mixer 'n that shiznit worked just fine, so da practical side of me won out, know what I'm sayin'? ..as that shiznit usually does n' shit. But when my hand mixer finally quit 'n I remembered seeing a brand new mixer in da pantry, I had no choice but grab da new mixer 'n continue on my merry way. I know, I know, yo' ass're probably saying, well, duh, if yo' ass had a new one in da pantry, then why wuz yo' ass using da old one? It's simple n' shit. The one in da pantry wasn't mine, 'n we izzall know da 'If that shiznit doesn't belong yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'? ...' rule." Well, long story short, that shiznit wuz an emergency since my mixer quit in da middle of a hella important project, 'n no one wuz crib." ..'n we izzall know da 'If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy' rule, know what I'm sayin'? I needed a mixer, now! Time wuz of da essence n' shit. And that shiznit's not likeI had time run da da store 'n buy a new one! I later found out da new mixer belonged Kari, but brizzle forgot take that shiznit wit her da last time brizzle moved out n' shit. Lucky fo' me n' shit.
So, long 'bout intro into this story n' shit. ..time see my newest 'toy." ' This stand mixer is bomb diggity! It mixes in half da time of my little hand mixer n' shit. ..or any hand mixer fo' that matter n' shit. These things are pricey, but they has so manycool attachments available." And, as yo' ass can see, I already fixed something wit that shiznit, know what I'm sayin'? The cake Sam's been telling me 'bout n' shit.
The recipe is simple: 1 box Betty Crocker Super Moist Butter Recipe White cake mix, 1 tub (8 oz) Cool Whip-thawed, 1 can (11 oz) mandarin oranges-drained, 1 can (6-8 oz) crushed pineapple-drained." Follow directions on box fo' mixing cake." Before adding batter baking pan, fold in mandarin oranges, know what I'm sayin'? Bake as directed." Allow da Cool Whip thaw completely, add crushed pineapples 'n blend well." Spread pineapple bomb diggity whip mixture on cooled cake, know what I'm sayin'? Enjoy!!!!
Ever noticed how da best recipes are often da easiest?
Oh, that's my new wallpaper yo' ass see, know what I'm sayin'? The remodel project is still in process, know what I'm sayin'? ..kinda gots put on da back burner last month because of Sam's heart." But I'm on v a c a t i o n this week (yea!) so maybe I can finish da wallpapering, know what I'm sayin'? Next step will be da removal of that pink formica countertop 'n splash board!
~~Take time fo' what soothes yo' soul, know what I'm sayin'? ~~
~~Friends are those muthas in life that never let us go." ~~
OMG! I particularly like what it did to my motivational quotes.
Me thinks I need to make a label for my new mixer that says "Da Bomb Diggity" and place it over the words Kitchenaid. :) See how long it takes for hubby to notice.