I wanna new t-shirt

I have a Board member at work who provides me with an endless supply of jokes via e-mail and there are days when I wonder if he actually works at his day job.  But, more often than not appreciate I his sense of humor and I know the jokes are his way of putting a smile on my face.  And perhaps to remind me to lighten up...we all need a release.  Here's a sampling of a recent message about potential slogans for t-shirts.

    

All this, from a Board member.   There's some food for thought before Thanksgiving.