World's Top Oxymorons
After 720 hours of intense computations on our ultra high powered 286 computer, we have come up with the world's top oxymorons for your enjoyment.... So enjoy. ;)
Act naturally
Found missing
Resident alien
Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Government organization
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Silent scream
Living dead
Small crowd
Soft rock
Military Intelligence
New classic
Sweet sorrow
"Now, then ..."
Passive aggression
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force
Extinct Life
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Working vacation
Exact estimate
Microsoft Works
OMG these were soo funny.... My friend once said; To be exact, approximately.... ( I never let her live that down).
ReplyDeleteThe last one! LOL! Got me to rolling and howing! Love your Journal always, tonight it mad me laugh out loud too!
ReplyDeleteI love the way you snuck that last one in there, LOL!
ReplyDeleteSam
Excellent!
ReplyDeleteMan, never in a million years did I think the 286 would come up with some great calcs. Must've been chugging and grinding all day!
Government organisation!...oh yes that has to be it lolol! and yes, Microsoft Works..does it now?! Great entry Dona :-)
ReplyDeleteSandra xxx
Wow...
ReplyDeleteMost ppl use these and dont even notice it! lol...
I truly enjoyed reading this entry!...
And one from my world: "Business Ethics".
ReplyDeleteGreat entry! Lotta laughs in this one!
Jimmy
LOL these are great...I might have to borrow this list...Microsoft works! LOL
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These are great! Thanks for sharing.
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